God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him
resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds. "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael
looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've
put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of
white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in
all things." God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed
to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Wisconsin , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, and hills. The people
from Wisconsin are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and
they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good
things. Champions shall come from here!"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then
asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be
balance."
God smiled, "I will create Minnesota. Wait till you see the
clowns I put there. They will field a football team to provide entertainment.
They will wear purple and play in a domed stadium."
Michael inquisitively asked, "Why a domed
stadium?"
God chuckled and said, "You see Michael, even I don't
want to watch them play football."
