WALK NAKED IN  CANADA
DAY

Don't
forget to mark your calendars .  As
you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see
any woman other than his wife naked.  He
must commit
suicide if he does.  So this Saturday at 5 PM
Eastern Time,
all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.  Circling your block for one hour
is  recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.   All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in
front  of their house to prove they are not
Muslims and
to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women
other than their wife and to show support for all
Canadian women.  Since Islam also does not approve
of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further
proof of your sentiment.  The Canadian
government appreciates your efforts to root
out  terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. 

God
bless  Canada !